The Alliance vs M&Ms

Match Report:

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Game 1: 

Titan Marines: The Alliance

Collective Militia: M&Ms;

In the first game TA went north and M&Ms; went south, each taking a flag and holding in trees. After grabbing the H2 flag TA went south and engaged the ambushing M&Ms;, who were split between holding G4 building and ambushing the trees below. After killing off the tree ambush, TA blocked both G4 entrances and closed in on the remaining M&Ms;, flawlessly slaughtering all of them. TA then moved towards M&Ms; dropship to base rape, pushing back and killing the returning soldiers. While M&Ms; held their dropship territory and recovered, TA played it safe and kept their distance. To TA’s surprise, M&Ms; flanked through the top exit and eliminated many of TA’s key players including their leader, Ucross. Ghost was the only casualty on the M&Ms; side, leaving him with 1 more life. The remaining TA fell back south and regrouped while M&Ms; regrouped at their dropship. TA once again moved towards M&Ms; dropship from the south making contact for the last time. M&Ms; were pushed back into their home territory and several of them were knocked out of the game. The final M&Ms; were eliminated by the surpressing TA forces as well as a flank through south caves, giving TA the kill win.

Game 2:

Titan Marines: M&Ms;

Collective Militia: The Alliance 

TA started this match by going south. Ucross and Giovanni held the row of trees in town together while the rest of TA flagged the map counter-clockwise. M&Ms; started off by going north. Two of them grabbed the H2 building flag while the rest went to the F3 flag. They also flagged counter-clockwise, missing the TA flaggers entirely. Once M&Ms; reached the south, TA split up in order to surround the M&M; forces. Contact was made at the south H4 trees, TA losing more than M&Ms.; While TA retreated to their Collective dropship for regroup, M&Ms; pursued and put fire pressure on their rally point. Once TA gathered their troops, M&Ms; decided it was too risky and fell back to H4 trees. Once TA had recovered, they moved south searching for the M&Ms;, Ucross leading the way. TA quickly learned that allowing their leader to go first was a mistake, as Ucross was mowed down by the ambushing M&Ms; with shotguns. TA immediately pulled back and held their position on the defensive until their leader returned to the field. As soon as Ucross got back to his team, TA charged the M&Ms; position with a vengeance. M&Ms; seemed to expect it though, and used the trees to their advantage. M&Ms; spread out and certain individuals slid around the trees near TA to get a few deadly shots off. After TA realized they were being overrun, they made an attempt to pull back behind wall cover. Before they got a chance to, three TA were eliminated: Atlas, Black Haze~, and Ucross. The remaining TA decided it was too dangerous to stick around and went north to hide near H2. M&Ms; pursued and uncovered their hiding spot. The TA marines and sniper fell back while firing in a frenzy, desperately trying to kill off the overwhelming M&Ms.; TA is pushed into enemy dropship territory, and the following players were eliminated: All-American Beef, DarkCloud~, Giovanni, and Lockness. The only remaining TA player, Aurelius Maximus, was later eliminated at G2, giving M&Ms; the kill win.

Game 3:

Titan Marines: The Alliance

Collective Militia: M&Ms;

This match had an interesting mix of intensity and sheer boredom. M&Ms; went north to F2 and held in ambush, while TA split into 2 groups and maneuvered around H2 building. Immediate contact was made, and each side had a good number of casualties, including both captains. Both teams pulled out of the battle into a rally point, regrouping quickly. TA moved south and held in ambush at H4 trees. M&Ms; just happened to move south as well by coincidence. While a few M&M; marines casually cleared the trees, TA jumped out in a raging ambush, and sent three flankers around G4 building. Both sides once again killed each other quite effectively, Ucross being given a second death. Eventually both sides split into smaller groups and when M&Ms; attempted to overrun TA, TA pulled back into a stronger position while both sides continued losing players. TA tried pulling back even farther so their regroupers would stop being killed, even then they lost a med. Both teams pulled back and regrouped, gathering strength for the deciding battle of the match. After seven minutes of holding, M&Ms; FINALLY moved north into some more trees. Five more minutes pass and M&Ms; were the ones moving again to trees above H2, TA still holding the same spot. After a total of fifteen minutes of guarding their precious win/loss, TA shows signs of stirring. Ucross, Giovanni, and Liu Jian switch to another tree and then move west through H4 trees. The trio grabbed the G4 flag to fool M&Ms; and ran back to their team’s ambush position. M&Ms; responded by switching to F3 trees and holding. M&Ms; waited two minutes and moved south to F4, holding in ambush ONCE AGAIN. They slowly inched their way into H4 trees, clearing them and approaching TA. The other half of TA ran around the top of I4 building and fired ripper rounds into the M&Ms; trees in an attempt to guide them away from Ucross’s tree. After that, TA gave up firing and nothing happened for eight minutes. After a TA marine mistakenly slid out of cover, M&Ms; cleared their trees immediately, eliminating Ucross, Atlas, Liu Jian, DarkCloud, and Giovanni. All-American Beef, Black Haze, and Aurelius Maximus died as well, but still had one life each. They seemed to devise a flagging plan and put it into action after respawning. All-American Beef went south, Black Haze went through the middle, and Aurelius Maximus went north. Aurelius Maximus met two M&Ms; north outside caves and successfully killed one. The other M&M; eliminated him shortly thereafter. Black Haze hid in a tree alone next to a flag near his dropship and waited for M&Ms; to try and grab every flag. When the “Victory for M&Ms; in 20 seconds” line came up, Haze aborted it. Three M&Ms; spotted his position and raped him out of the game. All-American Beef struggled south to stay alive and abort the victory, but failed. At the 60-second mark, M&Ms; took the game for the flag win. GG.