WarDogs vs Intrinsic

Match Report:
-by Dinsdale Post-Game Commentary: 
The semi finals are through, and one of these two competitors has advanced to the final. The result, I’ll admit…Shocked the hell out of me. Read on to see (In bloody boring) detail which squad won and how! 

P.S.- I F***ing told you Kilty would do well.

Game 1 lineups

WarDogs
holy hand grenade etc. – marine
iii- marine
Johnny Schrapnel- Marine
Speirs- Marine
Spook- Medic
KillbyBomb- Medic
Jeffro147- Nader
xTREAMxMEASUREx- Ripper

Intrinsic
Mar- Marine
C0MB0- Marine
Dr. JeJo- Marine
Kilty- Marine
mudman22- Marine
AMD Inside- Medic
Jekyll- Medic
Iceburgh- Ripper

GAME 1 — OLD SCHOOL MAP — INTRINSIC = COLLECTIVE, WARDOGS= TITAN

— From a WD point of view.

The WarDogs start by all moving North of the DS, and flagging West as well as north flags on their way. The rest of the pups move under the north base and hide there, waiting for the flaggers to regroup. The flaggers soon finish up and head to the same trees, regrouping. Intrinsic is hiding, with a brilliant ambush just slightly east of Wds hiding spot. WD scouts just a bit, but not carefully enough — As they move forward, a couple LAWS and a couple grenades knock FOUR of their players out, right off the bat. WD retraces their steps, running west, tails between their legs, then they fall into midbase. Through the south mid, they find their squaddies, regrouped in trees below mid. Intrinsic hovers around the north of the midbase. WD sends a large team around the midbase, and they charge Intrinsic, causing some to fall into the North mid entrance, and some to fall back East of Nmid entrance. The WarDogs chase Intrinsic up to the North base Entrance, pushing them just into the door before finishing them off. From there, the WarDogs move south and into midbase, flagging both. They move south out of midbase, and to G5, where they engage Intrinsic. The WarDogs attempt to send a flank around the south building, but Intrinsic is way ahead of them. The Intrinsic flankers surprise WD, flying around the corner and slaughtering them. WarDogs progressively back off, but eventually are all hunted down and finished. Before you knew what happened, “VICTORY FOR INTRINSIC IN 20 SECONDS” flashes. WD scatters to flag and abort, and they do, however, their members are now spread all over the map. A few remaining WarDogs manage to get to the F2 flag to help out defending the base, but they are slaughtered and Intrinsic flags it up for the victory.

Notable scores: (6-1) Dr. JeJo
K/D (21-9) in favor of Intrinsic.
MVP – (Who else?) Dr. JeJo

COMMENT: If that blew you away, fear these next paragraphs. Intrinsic is rollin’… Brilliant ambushes and the best flanking I’ve ever seen wins game one for Intrinsic without even a threat.

GAME 2 LINEUP

WD — Collective Marines
iii- Marine
Johnny Schrapnel- Marine
xTREAMxMEASUREx- Marine
Speirs- Marine
holy hand etc.- Ripper (!)
Spook- Medic
KillbyBomb- Medic
Jeffro147- Grenadier

Intrinsic — Titan Marines
Dr. JeJo- Marine
C0MB0- Marine
MasterAssassin- Marine
mudman22- Marine
Kilty- Marine
white_knight- Medic
AMD Inside- Medic
IceBurgh- Ripper

With Intrinsic up a game, WD is on their heels, shocked by the sharpness Intrinsic portrayed. 

GAME 2 (AS SEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF MASTERASSASSIN, WHO WENT 0-1)

QUOTE: “RUBBER DUCKY YOU’RE THE ONE. YOU MAKE BATH TIME SO MUCH FUN” — Mar, right as the game started. Apparently, Mar bathes.

MasterAssassin and the rest of his Intrinsics go north of the Titan dropship off the start. MA trails everyone else, because he’s chubby and running is difficult. MasterAssassin charges gaily into midbase while a few of his squaddies cap the West and Northmid flags. MA proceeds south, into the Smid flag area, where I’ll bet he shared an intimate moment with himself. I stopped speccing him, in fear of an event as such. When I picked up on MA again, he was in the North mid entrance area, regrouping. WD then busted into mid through the south doors. MA fires a few LAWS down there, and some bullets, but his chubby easterner fingers impair his aim, and he doesn’t do any real damage. Master and a few others flank around midbase, and the remaining Wds run away East with MA shooting (and missing) at their heels. Intrinsic chases WD and finishes them all off. (Once again, I’d like to point out: No kills for teh assassin man.) 

SIDE NOTE: KILTY IS DRILLING WD IN BATTLES. RACKING UP THE KILLS.

Intrinsic plays around in the trees for a while before gunning it up to G2 where they find WD at/in north base at its Easternmost door. WD sees trouble and tries to fall into North base’ East door. Holy tries to give cover fire into the G2 trees, but is assaulted by.. GUESS WHO! None other then your neighbourhood friendly ASSman. Could MA even touch holy though? No. holy guns MA down, and is quickly mopped up by remaining Intrinsic members outside the East door. 

WD calls off running into N base and instead runs ABOVE it. Intrinsic chases, sending a flank around to cut them off. Everything works perfectly and Intrinsic axes the remaining WarDogs in the area. Meanwhile, MasterAssassin is alone, running north of his DS, looking for a regroup. He finds his squaddies. Intrinsic moves around a bit, and eventually notices a small WD presence around the East flag. MA fires aimlessly at them for a bit and then gives up, retreating with the rest of his squad members to G3, outside midbase. MA runs into mid alone and caps the south flag. Intrinsic meets WD at H4, with MA still capping the south flag. When MA returns, he takes potshots through the south door of midbase, as WD fall back. MA joins his boys as they push WD past Smid entrance, and further East. Intrinsic chases WD through the south part of the map, heading east, and finishes them. Intrinsic has one man flag East, and they get the victory in 20 seconds message… Wds reinforcements jump in and flag North base. Intrinsic sees this and heads straight to North, looking to end it. Intrinsic sees some WD and finishes them off right near mid base. MA runs up and grabs the north flag, while Wds forces stack themselves outside and inside West base, making their final stand. Intrinsic steps in and wastes them with relative ease, as they are down a few men already. Intrinsic wins on flags.

NOTABLE SCORES: (6-1) Kilty, Iceburgh
(0-1) MasterAssassin
K/D (22-4) in favor of Intrinsic
MVP = KILTY. AHAHAHAHA! CHECK MY PREDICTION, I WAS RIGHT.

KILTY = MVP GAME 2. I WIN.

Comments: Boy, am I ever a great predictor. Also, I don’t think I’ll ever do this from MA’s point of view again. How boring. And what the hell is he doing going places by HIMSELF all the time? He’s not responsible enough to do anything but follow Ice around. Come on, Intrinsic.

GAME 3 LINEUP
WD — Titan Marines
holy etc.- Marine
iii-Marine
Jeffro147- MARINE
Johnny Schrapnel- Marine
killer2540- Marine
Spook- Medic
Killbybomb- Medic
Genuine Virtue- Ripper

INTRINSIC — Collective Marines
C0MB0- Marine
Kilty- Marine
Mar- Marine
Dr. JeJo- Marine
AMD Inside- Medic
white_knight- Medic
Jekyll- Grenadier
Iceburgh- Ripper

Two of the most elite lineups I have ever seen in my life. This is what it comes down to — Old vs. new. Will it be the average age of 45 WarDogs, or the mostly teenaged Intrinsic that wins this one and advances to the final? WD has been getting stomped up to this point, and is looking for a miracle to stop the pi$$ and vinegar filled Intrinsic.

GAME 3 — THE CLOSING. From WDs point of view.

QUOTES: “What the hell? WD is down 2-0?” –88, loser.

WD goes North of DS and employs the same strategy as last time they played Titan. BIG mistake. Intrinsic is waiting just east of WD with that same brilliant ambush as last time, as WD flags North, Nmid, and West and meets in the G2 trees under N base. WD sees it coming this time, and backs out immediately, heading into midbase. They flag Smid, then move to F2, avoiding Intrinsic like the plague. They then move to F1, obviously on their heels. They check the trees with an extreme sense of paranoia (yes, they’re thoroughly checking the F1 trees). Some go east above North base and the others go under north base, eastward. They meet Intrinsic at I1.

Intrinsic immediately annihilates those that went over north. Intrinsic finishes WD up, and regroups, while Intrinsic flags the mids, and gets a victory in 20 seconds, which is aborted fairly quickly. WD pounds Intrinsic from North mid, and after a while, Intrinsic gets impatient and falls out the south door. WD flags the mids. WD exits mid north, flags north, and hides in G1 trees.

Intrinsic finds WD there. There is a battle in the useless building at F1. Both teams send flanks and things are looking pretty even for about 2 seconds. Then, WD suddenly falls apart, dying off.

Killer2540 tries to make a stand in the west flag building but is run over by Intrinsic, who flags and gets the victory. That’s it! WD is ousted from the SL playoffs, and the young blood advances to the final!
NOTABLE SCORES: (6-1) C0MB0
K/D (19-7) Intrinsic
MVP = AMD Inside(says AMD Inside, edited by Mr.Clean)

FINAL SCORE: INTRINSIC 3, WARDOGS 0.

Great job to both teams, and good luck to Intrinsic in the finals

QUOTE: “GJ Very well done” –iii, to Intrinsic after the game.